VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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