Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
