i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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