Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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