He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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