they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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