Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I'm passing your future prison.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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