If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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