We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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