I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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