we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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