somebody snuck up and got me drunk
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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