She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
