you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Will exercising make me less horny?
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