hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I think people are normalizing furries
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Randomize
