For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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