i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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