I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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