At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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