I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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