Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I have tasted many bathrooms