so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.