I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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