why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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