Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
party gras won. party gras always wins.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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