let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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