what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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