Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
My balls are so social today.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
