I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I need moral support for this bender
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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