im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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