I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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