So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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