ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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