There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I supernannyed him into submission
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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