So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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