I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
As shirtless as possible
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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