Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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