just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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