Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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