We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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