she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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