think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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