ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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