I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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