Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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