Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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