Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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