There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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