It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i came on her dog
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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