how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize