He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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