wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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