susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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