how can u be prego again
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize