You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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