If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
