Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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